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Welcome to the full Ink Fusion lineup: funny greeting cards, sweary wall signs, cheeky novelty goods, and gifts for people who are gloriously done with boring.

Made for birthdays, weddings, hard days, holidays, and every beautifully inappropriate moment in between. Bold Canadian humour, premium quality, and zero performative politeness.
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  • Black, red and white sign with bullet-hole graphics and red splatters, reading “No trespassing. We’re tired of hiding the bodies.”

    No Trespassing Sign

    No Trespassing Sign
    $25.00
  • White rectangular apology card with large black lettering reading “I Fucked Up” and smaller text underneath reading “I’m Sorry.”

    I Fucked Up. Sorry. Card

    I Fucked Up. Sorry. Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card with pink hearts, reading “I wouldn’t choose anyone else to annoy the shit out of me for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!”

    I Wouldn't Choose Anyone Else to Annoy the Shit Out of Me - Anniversary Card

    I Wouldn't Choose Anyone Else to Annoy the Shit Out of Me - Anniversary Card
    $5.00
  • Black aluminum sign with two clinking beer mugs and yellow and white lettering reading “You cannot buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that is kind of the same thing.”

    Beer is Happiness - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Beer is Happiness - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed cream and black aluminum sign with a pink oval reading “Warning” above “The girls are drinking again.”

    Warning - The Girls Are Drinking Again - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Warning - The Girls Are Drinking Again - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with black lettering, orange stars and an orange smile arrow, reading “Hi Amazon, yes this house again.”

    Hi Amazon, Yes This House Again - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Hi Amazon, Yes This House Again - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White rectangular card with a shaggy black-and-white dog beside a toilet, reading “Life is like a toilet, there’s always an asshole trying to shit on your day.”

    Life is like a toilet card

    Life is like a toilet card
    $5.00
  • Distressed blue and cream faux license plate sign with large black lettering reading “Beer Me.”

    Beer Me - Faux License Plate Sign

    Beer Me - Faux License Plate Sign
    $20.00
  • Spiral-bound end-of-life planner with an orange sunset cover reading “Fuck, I’m dead. Here’s all the shit you need to take care of.”

    Fuck, I'm Dead - End of Life Planner

    Fuck, I'm Dead - End of Life Planner
    $30.00
  • A white greeting card with bold black text reading 'FUCKING QUITTER' and smaller text 'I MEAN, HAPPY RETIREMENT,' styled on top of a kraft envelope with eucalyptus leaves, a pen, and other flat-lay props on a white surface.

    Fucking Quitter Card

    Fucking Quitter Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card with a nude cartoon older couple and red hearts, reading “Love is, supporting each other in old age” and “Happy Anniversary.”

    Supporting each other in old age Card

    Supporting each other in old age Card
    $5.00
  • A white greeting card with bold red and black text reading 'THERE'S NO ONE ELSE I'D RATHER HAVE SNORING LOUD AS FUCK BESIDE ME. Happy Anniversary!' placed on a kraft envelope, styled with eucalyptus leaves and a wooden block on a white surface.

    Snoring loud as fuck Card

    Snoring loud as fuck Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card with black lettering reading “It’s fucking remarkable how long we have tolerated each other. I mean... Happy Anniversary!”

    It's Fucking Remarkable Card

    It's Fucking Remarkable Card
    $5.00
  • A baby shower greeting card featuring a watercolor elephant in a wooden basket with the text 'I can't wait to teach your baby its first swear word', styled in a flat lay on a white marble surface with green leaves, a pen, and a stone tile.

    Baby's first swear word card

    Baby's first swear word card
    $5.00
  • A white congratulations card featuring a small house illustration and the text 'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOME! i hope your new neighbours aren't assholes', styled on a light surface with a wicker basket edge and dried stems nearby.

    New home congratulations card

    New home congratulations card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular greeting card with bold black lettering reading “Fuck you, have a shit day.”

    Have a shit day! Greeting Card

    Have a shit day! Greeting Card
    $5.00
  • A white novelty greeting card with the word 'FUCK' in large green outlined letters at the top, followed by a checklist of phrases including 'THIS', 'YOU', 'HIM', 'HER', 'THEM', 'ME', 'YEAH', 'CANCER', 'COVID', 'ING HELL', and 'OFF'. The card is styled in a flat lay with a brown kraft envelope, a silver pen, white fabric, and small dried flowers on a white background.

    FUCK - Multi Use Card

    FUCK - Multi Use Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular birthday card with a light blue and purple toilet illustration, reading “Happy Birthday You Old Shit.”

    You Old Shit

    You Old Shit
    $5.00
  • A white rectangular card or print with the text 'A WEDDING? IN THIS ECONOMY?' in black serif lettering, placed on a light gray textured surface with a green leafy stem across the top left.

    A Wedding? In this Economy?

    A Wedding? In this Economy?
    $5.00
  • A white to-do list card with black and red text reading 'TO DO LIST: BUY THAT ASSHOLE A CARD' is placed on top of a kraft paper envelope, styled with eucalyptus leaves, a pen, and a small decorative object on a white surface.

    To Do List: Buy That Asshole a Card - Everything Card

    To Do List: Buy That Asshole a Card - Everything Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card with an orange rooster, reading “This isn’t the only magnificent cock you’ll be seeing today” and “Happy Anniversary.”

    This Isn't the Only Magnificent Cock You'll Be Seeing Today - Anniversary Card

    This Isn't the Only Magnificent Cock You'll Be Seeing Today - Anniversary Card
    $5.00
  • White aluminum sign with three grinning cartoon donkeys leaning over a wooden fence, reading “Don’t worry, be happy, we’re all asses here!”

    Don't Worry, We're All Asses Here - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Don't Worry, We're All Asses Here - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Wood-look aluminum sign with black-and-white checked borders and paw prints, reading “Crazy dogs live here. Do not knock. They will bark, we will yell, shit will get real.”

    Crazy Dogs Live Here - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Crazy Dogs Live Here - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Rust-look aluminum sign with cream lettering and three stars, reading “Warning, I’m an asshole. So if you don’t want your feelings hurt, walk away.”

    Warning, I'm an Asshole - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Warning, I'm an Asshole - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00