Greeting Cards

All-occasion greeting cards that leave people howling with laughter instead of politely pretending.

Shop funny, rude, sarcastic, and sweary greeting cards for birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, retirements, apologies, encouragement, and those beautifully awkward moments that deserve more than a generic message.

Boldly funny. Unapologetically real. Made in Canada for people who say what everyone else is thinking.

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A white rectangular print or card with bold black text reading 'FUCK You're OLD' is placed on a white marble surface with small potted plants, pens, and part of a keyboard visible around it.

Rude & Sarcastic Birthday Cards

White rectangular greeting card with bold black lettering reading “I Fucking Love You,” surrounded by small red hearts.

Cheeky & Naughty Anniversary Cards

White rectangular greeting card with bold black lettering reading “I Fucking Love You,” surrounded by small red hearts.

No-Bullshit Support Cards

A wedding congratulations card featuring a watercolor illustration of a bride and groom with the text 'Congrats Fuckers' in black script, styled on a white wood background with greenery and stationery.

Rude & Sweary Wedding Cards

White rectangular new baby card with a pink vintage pram, reading “Shits & giggles are coming your way! Mostly shits though...”

Inappropriate New Baby Cards

White rectangular apology card with large black lettering reading “I Fucked Up” and smaller text underneath reading “I’m Sorry.”

Shitty Apology Cards

White rectangular greeting card with bold black lettering reading “I Fucking Love You,” surrounded by small red hearts.

Gloriously Inappropriate Cards

A white greeting card featuring a humorous illustration of three birds wearing red Santa hats and holding wine glasses, with the text 'CELEBRATING THE ALCOHOLIDAYS'. The card is displayed on a wooden table with a blurred Christmas background containing lights, ornaments, and wrapped gifts.

Naughty & Sweary Christmas Cards