Funny & Cheeky Metal Signs

A little sarcasm. A lot of personality. These funny and cheeky metal signs celebrate chaotic pets, questionable golf skills, beer priorities, and the everyday nonsense worth laughing at.

Shop aluminum wall signs for kitchens, home bars, garages, workshops, porches and cottages. From cheeky animal puns to sarcastic warnings and the occasional dark joke, find a sign that sounds like your kind of people.
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  • White aluminum sign with a grumpy cartoon Highland cow, reading “You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.”

    You Are About to Exceed the Limits of My Medication - Aluminum Wall Sign

    You Are About to Exceed the Limits of My Medication - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black, red and white sign with bullet-hole graphics and red splatters, reading “No trespassing. We’re tired of hiding the bodies.”

    No Trespassing Sign

    No Trespassing Sign
    $25.00
  • Black aluminum sign with two clinking beer mugs and yellow and white lettering reading “You cannot buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that is kind of the same thing.”

    Beer is Happiness - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Beer is Happiness - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed cream and black aluminum sign with a pink oval reading “Warning” above “The girls are drinking again.”

    Warning - The Girls Are Drinking Again - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Warning - The Girls Are Drinking Again - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with black lettering, orange stars and an orange smile arrow, reading “Hi Amazon, yes this house again.”

    Hi Amazon, Yes This House Again - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Hi Amazon, Yes This House Again - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed blue and cream faux license plate sign with large black lettering reading “Beer Me.”

    Beer Me - Faux License Plate Sign

    Beer Me - Faux License Plate Sign
    $20.00
  • White aluminum sign with three grinning cartoon donkeys leaning over a wooden fence, reading “Don’t worry, be happy, we’re all asses here!”

    Don't Worry, We're All Asses Here - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Don't Worry, We're All Asses Here - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Wood-look aluminum sign with black-and-white checked borders and paw prints, reading “Crazy dogs live here. Do not knock. They will bark, we will yell, shit will get real.”

    Crazy Dogs Live Here - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Crazy Dogs Live Here - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White wood-look aluminum sign with eight cartoon dogs and a paw print, reading “Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”

    Be Like a Dog - Pee on It and Walk Away - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Be Like a Dog - Pee on It and Walk Away - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed cream and black aluminum sign with a red oval reading “Warning” above “The guys are drinking again.”

    Warning - The Guys Are Drinking Again - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Warning - The Guys Are Drinking Again - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with three grinning cartoon horses leaning over a wooden fence, reading “We are just a little bit… unstable!”

    We're Just a Little Bit Unstable - Aluminum Wall Sign

    We're Just a Little Bit Unstable - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed cream aluminum sign reading “Beer always tastes better in the garage,” with a foaming beer mug labelled “The best beer is an open beer.”

    Beer Always Tastes Better in the Garage - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Beer Always Tastes Better in the Garage - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black and white aluminum sign with a red “Warning” header, reading “No soliciting. I don’t need it. I don’t talk politics. I’ve found Jesus. I’m too broke. I’ve had it before. Have a nice day, now go away!”

    No Soliciting - Aluminum Wall Sign

    No Soliciting - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with crossed wrenches and a winged wheel, reading “Mechanic hourly rate: $100/hr standard, $150/hr if you watch, $175/hr if you help, $200/hr if you worked on it first, $250/hr if you tell me how to do my job.”

    Mechanic's Hourly Rate - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Mechanic's Hourly Rate - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black, white and red aluminum sign reading “Danger. Mentally unstable and not fully medicated. Keep safe distance.”

    Mentally Unstable - Danger Aluminum Wall Sign

    Mentally Unstable - Danger Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White wood-look aluminum sign with a smiling sun and flower, reading “Grandma’s Rules: Lots of hugs & kisses. Sleepovers welcome. Expect to be spoiled. Giggle. Kitchen open 24 hours. Swimming counts as a bath. Cookies, cake & candy.”

    Grandma's Rules - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Grandma's Rules - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black and white aluminum sign with a red “Warning” header and barking dog silhouette, reading “No soliciting. See dog for details!”

    No Soliciting - See Dog for Details - Aluminum Wall Sign

    No Soliciting - See Dog for Details - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Dark wood-look aluminum sign with grilled food, beer and a spatula, reading “Dad BBQ Timer: Rare, 1 beer; medium, 3 beer; well done, 6 pack; pork ribs, 12 pack; pulled pork, 30 pack; brisket, drunk as hell.”

    Dad's BBQ Timer - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Dad's BBQ Timer - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Aluminum sign with a golf-course scene and bold black lettering reading “It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do,” with a golf ball replacing the O in “golf.”

    It Takes a Lot of Balls to Golf Like I Do - Aluminum Wall Sign

    It Takes a Lot of Balls to Golf Like I Do - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Rust-look green and brown aluminum sign with distressed cream lettering and three stars, reading “Warning. To avoid injury, do not tell me how to do my job.”

    To Avoid Injury, Do Not Tell Me How to Do My Job - Aluminum Wall Sign

    To Avoid Injury, Do Not Tell Me How to Do My Job - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Aluminum sign with nine illustrated cats gathered around a snack bowl in a kitchen, reading “Every snack you make, I’ll be watching you.”

    Every Snack You Make, I'll Be Watching You - Cat - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Every Snack You Make, I'll Be Watching You - Cat - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Cream aluminum sign with eight illustrated dogs peeking over a counter beneath a kitchen scene with cookies, reading “Every snack you make, I’ll be watching you.”

    Every Snack You Make, I'll Be Watching You - Dog - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Every Snack You Make, I'll Be Watching You - Dog - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed turquoise faux license plate sign with large faded red lettering reading “Wine Me.”

    Wine Me - Faux License Plate Sign

    Wine Me - Faux License Plate Sign
    $20.00
  • Distressed cream and pale blue faux license plate sign with dark blue lettering reading “19th Hole,” mounted on a wooden post beside a golf course.

    19th Hole - Faux License Plate Sign

    19th Hole - Faux License Plate Sign
    $20.00