Rude & Sweary Wedding Cards

They're getting hitched, celebrate the chaos with a card that says what everyone's actually thinking. Sweary, sentimental, and absolutely not suitable for the in-laws. Probably.

Shop funny and rude wedding cards for couples who deserve something more memorable than another generic congratulations. Perfect for newlyweds, engaged friends, and anyone marrying their favourite pain in the arse.
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  • A wedding congratulations card featuring a watercolor illustration of a bride and groom with the text 'Congrats Fuckers' in black script, styled on a white wood background with greenery and stationery.

    Congrats Fuckers Card

    Congrats Fuckers Card
    $5.00
  • A white rectangular card or print with the text 'A WEDDING? IN THIS ECONOMY?' in black serif lettering, placed on a light gray textured surface with a green leafy stem across the top left.

    A Wedding? In this Economy?

    A Wedding? In this Economy?
    $5.00
  • White rectangular wedding card with a wooden bed and blue bedding, reading “May all your up’s and down’s be in the bedroom” and “Congratulations on your wedding.”

    May all your up's and down's be in the bedroom - Card

    May all your up's and down's be in the bedroom - Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular wedding card with an illustrated bar, bottles and pink stools, reading “I can’t wait till your open bar” and “oops, Wedding.”

    Open Bar Wedding Card

    Open Bar Wedding Card
    $5.00