Rude & Sweary Metal Signs

For walls that have absolutely no fucks left to give. Rude warnings, sweary one-liners, raunchy BBQ humour and middle-finger attitude, without the polite little filter.

Shop bold aluminum wall signs for garages, home bars, workshops, patios and campsites. From “Fuck Around and Find Out” to “Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum,” these designs say exactly what you're thinking.

Not for delicate sensibilities. Definitely for your kind of people.
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  • Distressed cream and red aluminum sign reading “Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today.”

    Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Rust-look aluminum sign with cream lettering and three stars, reading “Warning, I’m an asshole. So if you don’t want your feelings hurt, walk away.”

    Warning, I'm an Asshole - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Warning, I'm an Asshole - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed yellow and black aluminum sign with hazard stripes, reading “Danger,” “Warning” and “I’m an asshole, so if you don’t want your feelings hurt, walk away.”

    Danger, I'm an Asshole - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Danger, I'm an Asshole - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black and white aluminum sign with bold lettering reading “Sorry, no hablo fucktardo.”

    Sorry, No Hablo Fucktardo - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Sorry, No Hablo Fucktardo - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with a black beaver illustration and two stars, reading “Soggy Beaver BBQ. If it’s not all over your face, you’re eating it wrong.”

    Soggy Beaver BBQ - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Soggy Beaver BBQ - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign featuring a skeleton hand raising its middle finger, with vivid neon pink, blue, green and yellow outlines.

    Neon Middle Finger Skeleton Hand - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Neon Middle Finger Skeleton Hand - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Cream aluminum sign with a retro woman looking through a telescope, reading “Me looking for who the fuck asked you.”

    Me Looking for Who the F*ck Asked You - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Me Looking for Who the F*ck Asked You - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black aluminum sign with distressed white lettering and scratched-edge graphics, reading “Fuck around and find out.”

    Fuck Around and Find Out - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Fuck Around and Find Out - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with a unimpressed cartoon cow in a yellow shirt holding a steaming mug, reading “Not my pasture, not my bullshit.”

    Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed cream aluminum sign with a wide-eyed cartoon toilet, reading “I put up with all your shit, and the only time you hug me is when you’re drunk.”

    I Put Up With Your Shit - Aluminum Wall Sign

    I Put Up With Your Shit - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with three bears, beer, a campfire and a tent in a forest, reading “Drunkest bunch of assholes this side of the campground.”

    Drunkest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Campground - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Drunkest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Campground - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black aluminum sign reading “The Ass Family,” with white cartoon family members and a dog labelled “Jack,” “Smart,” “Lazy,” “Kiss,” “Dumb” and “Lick.”

    The Ass Family - Aluminum Wall Sign

    The Ass Family - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed burgundy and black aluminum sign with an angry cartoon toilet-paper roll and cream lettering reading “Assholes everywhere.”

    Assholes Everywhere - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Assholes Everywhere - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00