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White rectangular greeting card with bold black lettering reading “I Fucking Love You,” surrounded by small red hearts.

Cheeky & Naughty Anniversary Cards

White aluminum sign with a grumpy cartoon Highland cow, reading “You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.”

Funny & Cheeky Metal Signs

White rectangular greeting card with bold black lettering reading “I Fucking Love You,” surrounded by small red hearts.

Gloriously Inappropriate Cards

A white rectangular print or card with bold black text reading 'FUCK You're OLD' is placed on a white marble surface with small potted plants, pens, and part of a keyboard visible around it.

Greeting Cards

Hangover Kits & Party Gifts

Hangover Kits & Party Gifts

White rectangular new baby card with a pink vintage pram, reading “Shits & giggles are coming your way! Mostly shits though...”

Inappropriate New Baby Cards

Distressed cream and red aluminum sign reading “Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today.”

Metal Signs

A white greeting card featuring a humorous illustration of three birds wearing red Santa hats and holding wine glasses, with the text 'CELEBRATING THE ALCOHOLIDAYS'. The card is displayed on a wooden table with a blurred Christmas background containing lights, ornaments, and wrapped gifts.

Naughty & Sweary Christmas Cards

White rectangular greeting card with bold black lettering reading “I Fucking Love You,” surrounded by small red hearts.

No-Bullshit Support Cards

A white rectangular print or card with bold black text reading 'FUCK You're OLD' is placed on a white marble surface with small potted plants, pens, and part of a keyboard visible around it.

Rude & Sarcastic Birthday Cards

Distressed cream and red aluminum sign reading “Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today.”

Rude & Sweary Metal Signs

A wedding congratulations card featuring a watercolor illustration of a bride and groom with the text 'Congrats Fuckers' in black script, styled on a white wood background with greenery and stationery.

Rude & Sweary Wedding Cards

White rectangular apology card with large black lettering reading “I Fucked Up” and smaller text underneath reading “I’m Sorry.”

Shitty Apology Cards

Smart-Ass Books & Notepads

Smart-Ass Books & Notepads

Wine Glass Koozies

Wine Glass Koozies