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Welcome to the full Ink Fusion lineup: funny greeting cards, sweary wall signs, cheeky novelty goods, and gifts for people who are gloriously done with boring.

Made for birthdays, weddings, hard days, holidays, and every beautifully inappropriate moment in between. Bold Canadian humour, premium quality, and zero performative politeness.
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  • A white rectangular print or card with bold black text reading 'FUCK You're OLD' is placed on a white marble surface with small potted plants, pens, and part of a keyboard visible around it.

    Fuck You’re Old

    Fuck You’re Old
    $5.00
  • White birthday card with black typewriter-style lettering reading “bruh. hbd. fr. hope it slaps

    Bruh-GenZ Card

    Bruh-GenZ Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular birthday card with a cartoon poop character, reading “Happy Birthday you old fart... Try not to shit yourself when blowing out your candles.”

    You Old Fart

    You Old Fart
    $5.00
  • White rectangular birthday card with a cartoon older man sitting on a toilet, reading “Another year older, another year closer to your balls touching the water! Happy Birthday!”

    Balls in the toilet Card

    Balls in the toilet Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular greeting card with bold black lettering reading “I Fucking Love You,” surrounded by small red hearts.

    I Fucking Love You!

    I Fucking Love You!
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card with cartoon pink breasts clapping together and the words “If you’re old and you know it clap your tits.”

    Clap your Tits Card

    Clap your Tits Card
    $5.00
  • Distressed cream and red aluminum sign reading “Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today.”

    Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Spiral-bound planner with a red floral cover reading “Fuck it. A sweary planner for tired-ass women.”

    Fuck It Daily Planner

    Fuck It Daily Planner
    $18.00
  • A white birthday card with black handwritten text reading 'another year older and still an a*shole' and blue text reading 'happy birthday' underneath, styled on a white marble surface with baby's breath flowers.

    Another year older, still an asshole Card

    Another year older, still an asshole Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular birthday card with cartoon penises surrounding the words “For your birthday I drew all of your favorite things.”

    I drew all of your favorite things Card

    I drew all of your favorite things Card
    $5.00
  • A white birthday greeting card featuring a cartoon grumpy cat tangled in Christmas lights, with the text 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GRUMPY BITCH'. The card is displayed on a marble surface with small white flowers as props.

    Grumpy Bitch

    Grumpy Bitch
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card with a teal cartoon bird, reading “A little birdie told me it was your birthday and I was like ‘Holy shit, a talking bird!’”

    A Little Birdie

    A Little Birdie
    $5.00
  • A white greeting card with black text reading 'SO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY Way to make everything all about you YOU FUCKING NARCISSIST' standing on white fabric with beige bedding and dried flowers in the background.

    Narcissist Birthday

    Narcissist Birthday
    $5.00
  • A white greeting card with a donkey illustration and the text 'Happy Birthday hole!' is styled on a light stone surface next to a white cup of coffee and green leaves.

    Asshole- Birthday

    Asshole- Birthday
    $5.00
  • White rectangular anniversary card with cartoon sagging breasts and testicles side by side, reading “Together Forever” and “Happy Anniversary.”

    Together forever Anniversary Card

    Together forever Anniversary Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card with a smiling stick figure holding both middle fingers up, reading “Fuck You This Much.”

    Fuck you this much! Greeting card

    Fuck you this much! Greeting card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card with a cartoon ostrich wearing black glasses, reading “I spy with my little eye... an old fucker!”

    I Spy- An Old Fucker

    I Spy- An Old Fucker
    $5.00
  • A greeting card featuring a two-tier birthday cake with colorful candles and the text 'You don't look a day over' and 'FINE AS FUCK', shown on a rustic white wood background with a kraft envelope and small dried flowers.

    Fine As Fuck

    Fine As Fuck
    $5.00
  • White rectangular birthday card with balloons, confetti and “Nothing but the best for you on your birthday” partly covered by a yellow reduced-price label.

    Discount Birthday

    Discount Birthday
    $5.00
  • A wedding congratulations card featuring a watercolor illustration of a bride and groom with the text 'Congrats Fuckers' in black script, styled on a white wood background with greenery and stationery.

    Congrats Fuckers Card

    Congrats Fuckers Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular new baby card with a pink vintage pram, reading “Shits & giggles are coming your way! Mostly shits though...”

    Shits & Giggles Card

    Shits & Giggles Card
    $5.00
  • White aluminum sign with a grumpy cartoon Highland cow, reading “You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.”

    You Are About to Exceed the Limits of My Medication - Aluminum Wall Sign

    You Are About to Exceed the Limits of My Medication - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • A white greeting card with bold black text reading 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GERIATRIC FUCK' is styled in a flat lay on burlap and twine over a whitewashed wood surface with green leaves and tan fabric around it.

    Geriatric Fuck Card

    Geriatric Fuck Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card with a pink splatter and heart, reading “If you are thinking that this card is shit, just wait until you see your nursing home.”

    This card is Shit-Nursing Home

    This card is Shit-Nursing Home
    $5.00