White rectangular card with cartoon pink breasts clapping together and the words “If you’re old and you know it clap your tits.”

Clap your Tits Card

$5.00
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White rectangular card with cartoon pink breasts clapping together and the words “If you’re old and you know it clap your tits.”
  • White rectangular card with cartoon pink breasts clapping together and the words “If you’re old and you know it clap your tits.”
Clap your Tits Card

Clap your Tits Card

$5.00

If you're old and you know it, clap your tits.

This bold birthday card features a gloriously saggy pair and zero apologies. For the friend who's earned every bit of gravity — and still knows how to laugh about it.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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