A white greeting card with bold black text reading 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GERIATRIC FUCK' is styled in a flat lay on burlap and twine over a whitewashed wood surface with green leaves and tan fabric around it.

Geriatric Fuck Card

$5.00
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A white greeting card with bold black text reading 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GERIATRIC FUCK' is styled in a flat lay on burlap and twine over a whitewashed wood surface with green leaves and tan fabric around it.
  • A white greeting card with bold black text reading 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GERIATRIC FUCK' is styled in a flat lay on burlap and twine over a whitewashed wood surface with green leaves and tan fabric around it.
Geriatric Fuck Card

Geriatric Fuck Card

$5.00

Let’s be honest. They’re old. Properly, spectacularly, magnificently old. The kind of old that deserves its own documentary.

A funny, rude birthday card for the glorious geriatric fuck who has outlasted trends, technology, and probably several world leaders. They creak when they stand, they’ve heard it all before, and they no longer care what anyone thinks.

Happy Birthday, you ancient legend.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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