You Old Fart

Looking for a funny birthday card for your favourite old fart? Things might get messy when they see this card. They just might shit themselves reading it, and the candles will blow themselves out.

Because blowing out that many candles takes serious lung power and bowel control — and at their age, there are no guarantees. One big puff and anything could happen. Anything.

For the birthday legend who's been around long enough to find this funny. Probably.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope