A white congratulations card featuring a small house illustration and the text 'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOME! i hope your new neighbours aren't assholes', styled on a light surface with a wicker basket edge and dried stems nearby.

New home congratulations card

$5.00
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A white congratulations card featuring a small house illustration and the text 'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOME! i hope your new neighbours aren't assholes', styled on a light surface with a wicker basket edge and dried stems nearby.
  • A white congratulations card featuring a small house illustration and the text 'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOME! i hope your new neighbours aren't assholes', styled on a light surface with a wicker basket edge and dried stems nearby.
New home congratulations card

New home congratulations card

$5.00

Congratulations on the new home, the terrifying mortgage, and discovering just how much a decent couch costs.

A funny new-home card for friends, family, couples, or first-time homeowners who have officially traded spare cash for keys. Perfect for a housewarming gift, moving day, or celebrating a new apartment without resorting to bland “home sweet home” nonsense.

Here’s to fresh starts, unpacked boxes, and pretending the weird noise is probably nothing.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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