A baby shower greeting card featuring a watercolor elephant in a wooden basket with the text 'I can't wait to teach your baby its first swear word', styled in a flat lay on a white marble surface with green leaves, a pen, and a stone tile.

Baby's first swear word card

$5.00
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A baby shower greeting card featuring a watercolor elephant in a wooden basket with the text 'I can't wait to teach your baby its first swear word', styled in a flat lay on a white marble surface with green leaves, a pen, and a stone tile.
  • A baby shower greeting card featuring a watercolor elephant in a wooden basket with the text 'I can't wait to teach your baby its first swear word', styled in a flat lay on a white marble surface with green leaves, a pen, and a stone tile.
Baby's first swear word card

Baby's first swear word card

$5.00

Congratulations on the new baby. Soon they’ll be walking, talking, and repeating the one word you accidentally yelled in traffic.

A funny new-baby card for parents with a sense of humour and realistic expectations. Perfect for welcoming a newborn, baby showers, pregnancy news, or congratulating friends on their adorable new chaos machine.

Because “bundle of joy” is lovely, but “future tiny swear jar contributor” feels more honest.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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