White rectangular card with pink hearts, reading “I wouldn’t choose anyone else to annoy the shit out of me for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!”

I Wouldn't Choose Anyone Else to Annoy the Shit Out of Me - Anniversary Card

$5.00
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White rectangular card with pink hearts, reading “I wouldn’t choose anyone else to annoy the shit out of me for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!”

I Wouldn't Choose Anyone Else to Annoy the Shit Out of Me - Anniversary Card

$5.00

The most honest anniversary card ever written. No hearts, no fluff, no empty poetry. Just the truth: I wouldn’t choose anyone else to annoy the shit out of me.

A funny, rude anniversary card for a partner who knows real love means choosing the habits, quirks, nonsense, and occasional irritation, then showing up again tomorrow anyway.

Romantic? Absolutely. Just not in a beige way.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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