A white to-do list card with black and red text reading 'TO DO LIST: BUY THAT ASSHOLE A CARD' is placed on top of a kraft paper envelope, styled with eucalyptus leaves, a pen, and a small decorative object on a white surface.

To Do List: Buy That Asshole a Card - Everything Card

$5.00
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A white to-do list card with black and red text reading 'TO DO LIST: BUY THAT ASSHOLE A CARD' is placed on top of a kraft paper envelope, styled with eucalyptus leaves, a pen, and a small decorative object on a white surface.
  • A white to-do list card with black and red text reading 'TO DO LIST: BUY THAT ASSHOLE A CARD' is placed on top of a kraft paper envelope, styled with eucalyptus leaves, a pen, and a small decorative object on a white surface.
To Do List: Buy That Asshole a Card - Everything Card

To Do List: Buy That Asshole a Card - Everything Card

$5.00

Today’s most important task: buy that asshole a card. Look at you, absolutely crushing the to-do list.

A funny, rude all-occasion card for friends, siblings, coworkers, partners, or whichever beloved asshole currently requires acknowledgement. Use it for birthdays, thank-yous, congratulations, apologies, or because insulting someone is your shared love language.

One card. Endless occasions. Minimal emotional vulnerability.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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