White rectangular card with a pink splatter and heart, reading “If you are thinking that this card is shit, just wait until you see your nursing home.”

This card is Shit-Nursing Home

$5.00
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White rectangular card with a pink splatter and heart, reading “If you are thinking that this card is shit, just wait until you see your nursing home.”
  • White rectangular card with a pink splatter and heart, reading “If you are thinking that this card is shit, just wait until you see your nursing home.”
This card is Shit-Nursing Home

This card is Shit-Nursing Home

$5.00

Think this card is a bit shit? Just wait until you see the nursing home.

A funny, rude birthday card for someone who appreciates dark humour and a gentle reminder of their future living arrangements. It also works for Mother’s Day, anniversaries, or any regular Tuesday when a loving threat feels appropriate.

Thoughtful. Practical. A little threatening. Exactly what they deserve.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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