A white greeting card with bold red and black text reading 'THERE'S NO ONE ELSE I'D RATHER HAVE SNORING LOUD AS FUCK BESIDE ME. Happy Anniversary!' placed on a kraft envelope, styled with eucalyptus leaves and a wooden block on a white surface.

Snoring loud as fuck Card

$5.00
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A white greeting card with bold red and black text reading 'THERE'S NO ONE ELSE I'D RATHER HAVE SNORING LOUD AS FUCK BESIDE ME. Happy Anniversary!' placed on a kraft envelope, styled with eucalyptus leaves and a wooden block on a white surface.
  • A white greeting card with bold red and black text reading 'THERE'S NO ONE ELSE I'D RATHER HAVE SNORING LOUD AS FUCK BESIDE ME. Happy Anniversary!' placed on a kraft envelope, styled with eucalyptus leaves and a wooden block on a white surface.
Snoring loud as fuck Card

Snoring loud as fuck Card

$5.00

Another year together. Another year of earplugs, stolen blankets, and snoring loud as fuck.

A funny, rude anniversary card for the husband, wife, or partner who sleeps like a chainsaw but somehow remains lovable. They know who they are. The neighbours probably do too.

Real love is choosing them again despite the nightly freight train impression.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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