White rectangular card with a shaggy black-and-white dog beside a toilet, reading “Life is like a toilet, there’s always an asshole trying to shit on your day.”

Life is like a toilet card

$5.00
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White rectangular card with a shaggy black-and-white dog beside a toilet, reading “Life is like a toilet, there’s always an asshole trying to shit on your day.”
  • White rectangular card with a shaggy black-and-white dog beside a toilet, reading “Life is like a toilet, there’s always an asshole trying to shit on your day.”
Life is like a toilet card

Life is like a toilet card

$5.00

Life is like a toilet. Sometimes you’re up, sometimes you’re down, but eventually you have to deal with some shit.

A funny encouragement card for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone slogging through a rough patch. Perfect for bad days, breakups, work disasters, and those moments when inspirational quotes deserve to be flushed.

Supportive without the sugar-coating, because sometimes laughing at the shitshow actually helps.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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