A white birthday greeting card featuring a cartoon grumpy cat tangled in Christmas lights, with the text 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GRUMPY BITCH'. The card is displayed on a marble surface with small white flowers as props.

Grumpy Bitch

$5.00
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A white birthday greeting card featuring a cartoon grumpy cat tangled in Christmas lights, with the text 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GRUMPY BITCH'. The card is displayed on a marble surface with small white flowers as props.
  • A white birthday greeting card featuring a cartoon grumpy cat tangled in Christmas lights, with the text 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GRUMPY BITCH'. The card is displayed on a marble surface with small white flowers as props.
Grumpy Bitch

Grumpy Bitch

$5.00

Let’s be honest. They’re not a morning person. They’re not really an afternoon person either. Evenings are touch and go.

But they’re your grumpy bitch, and that counts for everything. A funny, sweary birthday card for a friend who tells it like it is, suffers no fools, and has perfected the death stare.

Happy Birthday, you magnificent grumpy bitch.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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