A white greeting card with bold black text reading 'FUCKING QUITTER' and smaller text 'I MEAN, HAPPY RETIREMENT,' styled on top of a kraft envelope with eucalyptus leaves, a pen, and other flat-lay props on a white surface.

Fucking Quitter Card

$5.00
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A white greeting card with bold black text reading 'FUCKING QUITTER' and smaller text 'I MEAN, HAPPY RETIREMENT,' styled on top of a kraft envelope with eucalyptus leaves, a pen, and other flat-lay props on a white surface.
  • A white greeting card with bold black text reading 'FUCKING QUITTER' and smaller text 'I MEAN, HAPPY RETIREMENT,' styled on top of a kraft envelope with eucalyptus leaves, a pen, and other flat-lay props on a white surface.
Fucking Quitter Card

Fucking Quitter Card

$5.00

After years of meetings, emails, and pretending to care about team-building exercises, they’ve finally quit. What a fucking quitter.

A funny retirement card for coworkers, bosses, friends, or anyone escaping the working world. Perfect for retirement parties, farewell gifts, and celebrating the glorious transition from deadlines to doing absolutely whatever they want.

Congratulations on giving up professionally. We’re all deeply jealous.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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