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Welcome to the full Ink Fusion lineup: funny greeting cards, sweary wall signs, cheeky novelty goods, and gifts for people who are gloriously done with boring.

Made for birthdays, weddings, hard days, holidays, and every beautifully inappropriate moment in between. Bold Canadian humour, premium quality, and zero performative politeness.
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  • White wood-look aluminum sign with eight cartoon dogs and a paw print, reading “Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”

    Be Like a Dog - Pee on It and Walk Away - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Be Like a Dog - Pee on It and Walk Away - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed cream and black aluminum sign with a red oval reading “Warning” above “The guys are drinking again.”

    Warning - The Guys Are Drinking Again - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Warning - The Guys Are Drinking Again - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed yellow and black aluminum sign with hazard stripes, reading “Danger,” “Warning” and “I’m an asshole, so if you don’t want your feelings hurt, walk away.”

    Danger, I'm an Asshole - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Danger, I'm an Asshole - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with three grinning cartoon horses leaning over a wooden fence, reading “We are just a little bit… unstable!”

    We're Just a Little Bit Unstable - Aluminum Wall Sign

    We're Just a Little Bit Unstable - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White rectangular greeting card reading “Fuck that fucking fucker” and “I’m here for you always,” with a small red heart.

    Fuck that fucking fucker Card

    Fuck that fucking fucker Card
    $5.00
  • Black and white aluminum sign with bold lettering reading “Sorry, no hablo fucktardo.”

    Sorry, No Hablo Fucktardo - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Sorry, No Hablo Fucktardo - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White rectangular greeting card with a purple skull decorated with flowers, spiders and webs, reading “You make me feel less dead inside.”

    Less dead inside card

    Less dead inside card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card reading “Here’s one coupon for Hawk Tuah,” with red script lettering and a black striped heart.

    Hawk Tuah card

    Hawk Tuah card
    $5.00
  • A white greeting card with bold dark teal text reading 'YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME' and smaller text 'KEEP THAT SHIT UP,' plus a large green thumbs-up icon. The card is styled on cream fabric with dried grass and small shells in soft natural light.

    You’re fucking awesome card

    You’re fucking awesome card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular birthday card with a retro blonde woman holding cannabis, reading “May your birthday be as dope as you are” and “Happy Birthday.”

    Hope your Birthday is Dope

    Hope your Birthday is Dope
    $5.00
  • White rectangular birthday card with a smiling green cartoon cannabis bud, reading “To my best Bud” and “Happy Birthday.”

    My best Bud- Cannabis Card

    My best Bud- Cannabis Card
    $5.00
  • Distressed cream aluminum sign reading “Beer always tastes better in the garage,” with a foaming beer mug labelled “The best beer is an open beer.”

    Beer Always Tastes Better in the Garage - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Beer Always Tastes Better in the Garage - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Wine Glass Koozie

    Wine Glass Koozie

    Wine Glass Koozie
    $10.00
  • Hangover kits in colourful miniature rolling suitcases with clear fronts showing their contents and labels reading “Hangover Recovery Kit.”

    Hangover Kit

    Hangover Kit
    $18.00
  • White rectangular wedding card with a wooden bed and blue bedding, reading “May all your up’s and down’s be in the bedroom” and “Congratulations on your wedding.”

    May all your up's and down's be in the bedroom - Card

    May all your up's and down's be in the bedroom - Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular wedding card with an illustrated bar, bottles and pink stools, reading “I can’t wait till your open bar” and “oops, Wedding.”

    Open Bar Wedding Card

    Open Bar Wedding Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular apology card with a green cactus in a terracotta pot, reading “Sorry for being a prick.”

    Sorry for being a prick Card

    Sorry for being a prick Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card reading “Here’s to another year of the same,” with a poop illustration replacing “shit,” followed by “day in and day out.”

    Here's to Another Year of Same Shit, Day In and Day Out - Greeting Card

    Here's to Another Year of Same Shit, Day In and Day Out - Greeting Card
    $5.00
  • A greeting card featuring a cute cartoon succulent plant with a smiling face in a pink pot, with the text 'Happy birthday to one badass mutha succa'. The card is styled in a flat-lay setting on a white surface with green leaves and a silver pen.

    Happy Birthday to One Badass MuthaSucca - Birthday Card

    Happy Birthday to One Badass MuthaSucca - Birthday Card
    $5.00
  • Rectangular birthday card showing wooden steps descending a grassy hillside, reading “It’s ALL downhill from here!” and “Happy Birthday!”

    It's All Downhill From Here - Birthday Card

    It's All Downhill From Here - Birthday Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card reading “Nice Tits,” with five illustrated birds labelled blue tit, great tit, willow tit, crested tit and coal tit.

    Nice Tits - Funny Greeting Card

    Nice Tits - Funny Greeting Card
    $5.00
  • White rectangular card with a yellow “Caution Wet Floor” sign, reading “Thanks for all the orgasms, keep that shit up!”

    Thanks for All the Orgasms, Keep That Shit Up - You're Fucking Incredible Card

    Thanks for All the Orgasms, Keep That Shit Up - You're Fucking Incredible Card
    $5.00
  • Black aluminum sign with a white cannabis leaf, radiating lines and stars, with lettering reading “Cannabis,” “100% natural” and “Herbal medicine.”

    Cannabis is Medicine - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Cannabis is Medicine - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black and white aluminum sign with a red “Warning” header, reading “No soliciting. I don’t need it. I don’t talk politics. I’ve found Jesus. I’m too broke. I’ve had it before. Have a nice day, now go away!”

    No Soliciting - Aluminum Wall Sign

    No Soliciting - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00