White rectangular card with a yellow “Caution Wet Floor” sign, reading “Thanks for all the orgasms, keep that shit up!”

Thanks for All the Orgasms, Keep That Shit Up - You're Fucking Incredible Card

$5.00
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White rectangular card with a yellow “Caution Wet Floor” sign, reading “Thanks for all the orgasms, keep that shit up!”
  • White rectangular card with a yellow “Caution Wet Floor” sign, reading “Thanks for all the orgasms, keep that shit up!”
Thanks for All the Orgasms, Keep That Shit Up - You're Fucking Incredible Card

Thanks for All the Orgasms, Keep That Shit Up - You're Fucking Incredible Card

$5.00

Some people deserve to hear it straight: thanks for all the orgasms, keep that shit up.

A funny, rude anniversary card for the partner who is, without question, absolutely fucking incredible. It also works whenever they deserve some very specific appreciation. You know who they are. Send it.

Romantic, filthy, and refreshingly honest.

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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