A white Christmas greeting card with bold red and green text reading 'Merry Fucking Christmas You Magnificent Mother Fucker', styled on a gray fabric surface with a white envelope, candle, pine branches, and holiday decor.

Magnificent Mother Fucker – Funny Christmas Card

$5.00
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A white Christmas greeting card with bold red and green text reading 'Merry Fucking Christmas You Magnificent Mother Fucker', styled on a gray fabric surface with a white envelope, candle, pine branches, and holiday decor.

Magnificent Mother Fucker – Funny Christmas Card

$5.00

For the magnificent mother fucker who deserves more than a polite “Season’s Greetings.”

This funny Christmas card says it properly: “Merry Fucking Christmas You Magnificent Mother Fucker.” Bold red and green lettering, zero filter, and just the right amount of festive affection for a friend or partner who appreciates a sweary compliment.

Size: 5 × 7 inches

Inside: Blank for your own message
Includes: White envelope

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