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Welcome to the full Ink Fusion lineup: funny greeting cards, sweary wall signs, cheeky novelty goods, and gifts for people who are gloriously done with boring.

Made for birthdays, weddings, hard days, holidays, and every beautifully inappropriate moment in between. Bold Canadian humour, premium quality, and zero performative politeness.
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  • White aluminum sign with crossed wrenches and a winged wheel, reading “Mechanic hourly rate: $100/hr standard, $150/hr if you watch, $175/hr if you help, $200/hr if you worked on it first, $250/hr if you tell me how to do my job.”

    Mechanic's Hourly Rate - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Mechanic's Hourly Rate - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with a black beaver illustration and two stars, reading “Soggy Beaver BBQ. If it’s not all over your face, you’re eating it wrong.”

    Soggy Beaver BBQ - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Soggy Beaver BBQ - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign featuring a skeleton hand raising its middle finger, with vivid neon pink, blue, green and yellow outlines.

    Neon Middle Finger Skeleton Hand - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Neon Middle Finger Skeleton Hand - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black, white and red aluminum sign reading “Danger. Mentally unstable and not fully medicated. Keep safe distance.”

    Mentally Unstable - Danger Aluminum Wall Sign

    Mentally Unstable - Danger Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White wood-look aluminum sign with a smiling sun and flower, reading “Grandma’s Rules: Lots of hugs & kisses. Sleepovers welcome. Expect to be spoiled. Giggle. Kitchen open 24 hours. Swimming counts as a bath. Cookies, cake & candy.”

    Grandma's Rules - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Grandma's Rules - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black and white aluminum sign with a red “Warning” header and barking dog silhouette, reading “No soliciting. See dog for details!”

    No Soliciting - See Dog for Details - Aluminum Wall Sign

    No Soliciting - See Dog for Details - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Dark wood-look aluminum sign with grilled food, beer and a spatula, reading “Dad BBQ Timer: Rare, 1 beer; medium, 3 beer; well done, 6 pack; pork ribs, 12 pack; pulled pork, 30 pack; brisket, drunk as hell.”

    Dad's BBQ Timer - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Dad's BBQ Timer - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Cream aluminum sign with a retro woman looking through a telescope, reading “Me looking for who the fuck asked you.”

    Me Looking for Who the F*ck Asked You - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Me Looking for Who the F*ck Asked You - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black aluminum sign with distressed white lettering and scratched-edge graphics, reading “Fuck around and find out.”

    Fuck Around and Find Out - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Fuck Around and Find Out - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Aluminum sign with a golf-course scene and bold black lettering reading “It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do,” with a golf ball replacing the O in “golf.”

    It Takes a Lot of Balls to Golf Like I Do - Aluminum Wall Sign

    It Takes a Lot of Balls to Golf Like I Do - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Rust-look green and brown aluminum sign with distressed cream lettering and three stars, reading “Warning. To avoid injury, do not tell me how to do my job.”

    To Avoid Injury, Do Not Tell Me How to Do My Job - Aluminum Wall Sign

    To Avoid Injury, Do Not Tell Me How to Do My Job - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with a unimpressed cartoon cow in a yellow shirt holding a steaming mug, reading “Not my pasture, not my bullshit.”

    Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed cream aluminum sign with a wide-eyed cartoon toilet, reading “I put up with all your shit, and the only time you hug me is when you’re drunk.”

    I Put Up With Your Shit - Aluminum Wall Sign

    I Put Up With Your Shit - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • White aluminum sign with three bears, beer, a campfire and a tent in a forest, reading “Drunkest bunch of assholes this side of the campground.”

    Drunkest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Campground - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Drunkest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Campground - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Aluminum sign with nine illustrated cats gathered around a snack bowl in a kitchen, reading “Every snack you make, I’ll be watching you.”

    Every Snack You Make, I'll Be Watching You - Cat - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Every Snack You Make, I'll Be Watching You - Cat - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Cream aluminum sign with eight illustrated dogs peeking over a counter beneath a kitchen scene with cookies, reading “Every snack you make, I’ll be watching you.”

    Every Snack You Make, I'll Be Watching You - Dog - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Every Snack You Make, I'll Be Watching You - Dog - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Black aluminum sign reading “The Ass Family,” with white cartoon family members and a dog labelled “Jack,” “Smart,” “Lazy,” “Kiss,” “Dumb” and “Lick.”

    The Ass Family - Aluminum Wall Sign

    The Ass Family - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed turquoise faux license plate sign with large faded red lettering reading “Wine Me.”

    Wine Me - Faux License Plate Sign

    Wine Me - Faux License Plate Sign
    $20.00
  • Distressed burgundy and black aluminum sign with an angry cartoon toilet-paper roll and cream lettering reading “Assholes everywhere.”

    Assholes Everywhere - Aluminum Wall Sign

    Assholes Everywhere - Aluminum Wall Sign
    $25.00
  • Distressed cream and pale blue faux license plate sign with dark blue lettering reading “19th Hole,” mounted on a wooden post beside a golf course.

    19th Hole - Faux License Plate Sign

    19th Hole - Faux License Plate Sign
    $20.00