{"product_id":"this-year-can-kiss-my-ass-christmas-card","title":"This Year Can Kiss My Ass – Funny Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the friend whose year deserves a festive middle finger.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“This year can kiss my” gets its punchline from a thoroughly unimpressed donkey in a Santa hat. This funny Christmas card is made for someone who’s had enough and would rather laugh about it than pretend everything was magical. A little holiday solidarity, with plenty of ass.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: 5 × 7 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside: Blank for your own message\u003cbr\u003eIncludes: White envelope\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink Fusion","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45203957055696,"sku":"IF-6570-THI-INK-DEF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/5501\/7424\/files\/kissmyass.png?v=1791320685","url":"https:\/\/inkfusion.ca\/products\/this-year-can-kiss-my-ass-christmas-card","provider":"Ink Fusion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}